There was a place

Totally pulled out my parents’ fake Christmas tree and decorated it for my dad’s birthday this Saturday.

…

Why haven’t I thought of this before

This test that has been floating around

metamaterials:

teachmehowtoglovie:

soxoverrated:

beccabae:

megadelicious:

randomlancila:

tharsei-thanate:

moriardee:

aportraitoftheartist-asayoungfan:

Is probably the singularly most unsettling thing to ever exist on the internet

You feel that you are not receiving the proper amount of respect or satisfaction from life and this is causing you to become ever more irritable. Sudden anger is likely that can be unrelated to the matter at hand. There is a feeling that your friends and lovers should be more sympathetic to your problems, which can leave you feeling that your emotions are backing up and causing long term unhappiness.

 An unsatisfying relationship is troubling you, due in all likelihood to a perceived lack of appreciation, or acknowledgement from superiors or loved ones.  Questioning this judgement has lead to a modicum of introversion. You feel that you need assistance from others to repair the situation but are afraid that too much compromise will be seen as weakness. If this situation continues, you may feel the need to break away and redefine your own individuality. 

“You are expecting too much from the world and this lack is expressing itself in frustration and dismay. Often there will be a distinct problem with a loved one caused by unrealistic expectations of perfection. If this is the case, then there may be sexual problems caused by this lack of understanding or empathy.

You feel helpless and agitated. Feelings of incipient loss may have lead you to a state of nervous collapse or to overwhelming feelings of resentment. In all likelihood the problems that you are encountering have left you without the mental clarity to view them objectively. An immediate threat is seen upon the horizon and a sense of hopeless exhaustion will result unless the stress can be relieved through relaxed contemplation.”

I don’t believe in this kind of stuff. It’s crap.

But I did it anyway and the test freaked me out so much that I literally feel sick to my stomach.

And the results were so spot-on that I refuse to even post them.

What the fuck.

frighteningly accurate.

can’t tell if accurate. then again, it kept telling me I wasn’t following instructions. whatever that means

“You are quite anxious, most likely because of strong feelings that your worth is not being appreciated, either romantically or in the platonic realm. Often you will feel that those around you do not understand you. This leads to a withholding of emotional committment in a romantic relationship and this distance can create problems of its own, exacerbating the difficulties and leading others to view you as cold and calculating.

 You often create your own problems through a compulsion for perfection and individuality. A romantic relationship is often met with a critical discernment and a demanding attitude that can tend to create stress and trauma. Consequently, you will often become involved in a relationship that veers constantly from one extreme to another. Social approval is very important to you and yet you pride yourself in your aesthetic judgement. You will always be seeking for ways to prove your superiority or worth.”

wtf this actually seems pretty accurate, and i’m not even sure i totally understood it.

“You are confident of what needs to be done to solve your problems but are easily derailed and therefore you need constant emotional reassurance. Because you are unusually self directed, you will respond actively to being contradicted, and are easily offended.

 You will reject any limitations on your freedom or constraints upon your behavior. You desire above all to control your fortunes and will respond with great anger and anxiety if your self-determination is constrained. You believe that only by following your own beliefs explicitly will you be able to attain the respect you feel that you deserve.”

What the fuck. This is creepy.

its effing magic…

You are very demanding in a relationship, whether a romantic or platonic one. And yet there is an unperceived irony in that while you demand much from a partner, you are always somewhat reserved yourself. There is an unconscious desire to insure that your partner is more emotionally committed than you are, and this holds true for every relationship you have ever had. You may only be partially conscious of the lack of true emotional depth that you can bring to bear in a relationship. But now you know.

 You are somewhat unstable, and you tend to blame your problems on others and on circumstances that are beyond your control. Although you greatly desire to make a good impression and to be known and respected by others, you are very easily frustrated from your goals and will very quickly devolve into a feeling of helplessness in the face of frustration. The idea of failing is often so frightening to you that the fear itself will often lead to failure. After stress has left you to pick up the pieces, you will often feel victimized by forces around you. It would be helpful to take responsibility for your actions.

…I don’t feel this is true, at all. I understand that there are things outside of my control, but I also realize I’m a dumbfucker that does stupid shit. 

How does this test work? Because I’m confused…

teachmehowtoglovie:

IDUNGIVAFUK

What’s the point, anyway?

(via metamaterials)

http://en.shindanmaker.com/219278 

Apparently, I am made of pencils, koalas, and shotguns—with a dash of T-REX.

fuckyeahmelancholy:

insidiousdreams:

domorethanexist-live:

facelessspeaks:

PLEASE DO THIS ASAP.

tusu:

OMZG MOOSICS.

seawitchery:

I started out clicking strategically… and by the end was just wildly clicking and dancing in my chair.

biancavirina:

CLICK THE SQUARES.

THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.

THIS THIS THIS THIS!

I have this opened in my many tabs so I have a huge band going on.  :D Hehehehe, this will occupy me for a very long time. 

THIS IS EPIC!

What if you select all the squares and then start deselecting them?

This amuses me so much. I actually clicked squares so it sounded awesome.

dytila:

thisismelikeorleave:

This is your arrow of destiny :)

Reblog and when you see it on your dashboard pointing to something it will have something to do with someone/thing to do with your future

Good luck (:

It was a picture of Wilson in a hospital bed with House next to him. OH GOD.

People will apparently anonymously describe their crushes in my ask box. Or something. 

(via fuckyeahmelancholy)

When one of your characters time travels using a harmonica, everything’s okay.

Including an irreverent, thousands-of-years-old, immortal lesbian.

This is going to be so much fun, if I can get it down!

Between us, my roommate and I have only almost set the apartment on fire three times in less than a year.

We’ll totally leave the apartment standing when we move out.

miekhead:

It’s all over my dashboard. “I love the British accent.”

Which accent? Scottish? English (usually the case), Northern Irish or Welsh?

I’m so fed up of people saying “British accent is so sexy,” when talking about Jaime Murray, Emma Watson, Kate Winslet, etc, etc. They are English and while they live in Great Britain, the outside world seem to think Britain and England are the same thing. Therefore you love THE English accent. There is no ‘the British accent’ because it doesn’t exist. 

“I love British accents.” «<—— Perfect. Plural. 

Told you it was mini….I feel much better now. 

EVEN BETTER: When the accent in question is Australian or South African.

This happens. I know. I live in America with parents raised in Africa.

EVERYONE GUESSES ENGLAND. EVERYONE.

I’ve started reading “issues” as is-sues in my head, instead of the American ish-yous.

It’s only a matter of time before I say it like that and get strange looks.

astudyinwholock:

Here is a platypus. Because you didn’t know you needed one on your dash until now.

I love the way it moves. It’s kind of mesmerizing.

(via miekhead)

I’ve got the high score in Temple Run on three different phones.

None of them are mine.

My phone is not a smart phone nor does it have a touch screen.

Staring at a multicolored, giant Google spreadsheet.

Realized I have to name lots and lots of people I’ll probably never actually use in story.

Cry

Hate Chaim, because she’s in the story and therefore responsible.

Go back to life.

did-you-kno:

Source

Chaim should know this.

Musedays: Serial Killers

mondaymuse:

WARNING FOR MENTIONS OF DEATH.

They’re everywhere.

Chaim knows this. She sees them. All of them. She runs into them on purpose, shaking them from their marks. Some of them haven’t killed yet. Some of them may never kill. But Chaim sees them.

They’re everywhere.

It’s a good thing…

That bold was getting on my nerves. So much.

Anyway, Monday Muse! With Chaim! And all of her weirdness!